one might say we're banned from that church
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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