dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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