Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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