Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There are leaves in my underwear?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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