The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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