pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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