Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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