I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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