I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just want to make out with him forever
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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