Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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