i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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