did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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