That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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