next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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