We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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