I'm jealous of your bromance
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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