Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The air was thick with penises
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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