another moral hangover. fuck.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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