I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
tell me about the eggs
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