arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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