Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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