we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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