Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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