well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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