I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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