he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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