I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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