he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can you bring me the toilet please
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I came so hard my ears popped.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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