Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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