You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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