Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Damn victory sex feels great
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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