Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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