marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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