I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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