Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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