I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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