Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
