I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They took my balls.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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