hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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