nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
