i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
my liver is dry heaving
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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