Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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