chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So vagazzling was a success
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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