watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
What a dumb baby whore.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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