Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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