Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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