is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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