try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I am morally bankrupt
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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