Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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