So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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