I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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