just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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