goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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